You mean to say the wedding ceremony is in the air?
Ha, ha, Can you beat my snowman? Can you?
I wonder why the people at the gasoline station were yelling at me? I already paid the gasoline bill.
What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a cat doing a yoga posture?
Why, haven't you seen a cat just out of the showers?
Wow, I got the best deal of them all. Just lookit her size.
Ha, I warned you not to charge at me from the air. Look at you, you look like an overgrown barbecue stand 
Grrrr, my master is really a cheapskate. We should have rented a room instead of sleeping on the floor.
Why do I have this eerie feeling of an impending doom
Ha, I could not have found a better place to take my snooze, so warm and comfy here
This better be good, the doctor said this will cure my severe constipation
Oh my God, my worst fears came true. I got two nagging wives who can't seem to stop nagging. Woe is me.
Got to take a picture of Kobe with me, got to take that darn picture
I already sent my pictures at Facebook, Friendster and all the dating sites, why have nobody called me up yet for a date?
Hey, Pepito I got my lunch now. Who sez there's no fish in the canal?
This is the cheapest place for my repair shop, out in the open seas
Hey hombre, I told you I'm a seven footer. Why did you get me a mini car, you scoundrel.
Dear, this is the latest version of the aerocar. It can run and it can fly, hehehe
Hmmm, he must really be in a hurry, tsk, tsk
Hehehe, I don't need an aircon for this car, it's airy already, lol
Alms, alms for the poor
Lord, make it rain fishes, pleeeease
This is the most valuable car in the world, it has to be chained to a tree
It's nice that we were able to hitch a ride all the way to Dubai
Hehehe, other cars are afraid when I come, they just pull over, lol 
This is the latest car for heavy snow, a car ski, lol
We should have used a hair dryer to dry our hair, not being blown by the wind, you cheapskate!
No,no,no, it's supposed to be the ball not the bat, you nimcompoop
Hey, you cannot just run away from me in the hotel, come back here, will you
Where's my date, where's my Valentine date? We're supposed to meet here
Ngiiiii, mommy said this is very sweet, it's souuuuuur
There must be a mole in your butt. We keep on losing game after game because of you. 
Dear, you should know that you are the lousiest tattoo artist in town, ouuuuuch
We should stop meeting like this my dear, my wife is suspecting already 
This is my best profile, focus on this
Here Kitty, Kitty, eat your food
You should have done that at home
Ha, marathoners, they have been eating my dust for miles
I could have dance all night, I could have dance all night
Oh no not again, not one of his boring speeches
I'm not ashamed to tell the world that I love you honey
